One good deed deserves a scratch

I hate female drivers. I absolutely hate them. The only thing worse is Indian female drivers. Being an Indian myself it has taken years of discipline to develop my decent driving and parking skills and you must give me props for keeping to lanes.

Today I helped this old Indian woman in a dirty beat up Camry back out of a tight parking spot and how does she repay me? By scratching my precious Carolina (that’s what I call my Mercedes.)

I didn’t even realise it at the time but the old bat’s gigantic side view mirror dug a deep gash into my Carolina on her way out. Despite my excellent directions she somehow managed to destroy my car. Did I mention it’s a black car? Every imperfection shows….I am feeling really Depressed…..!

It’s the weekend and I was hoping to go for a joy ride tonight that’s the only reason I brought Carolina out in this haze and now this. It really has put a dampener on my weekend plans. If anybody sees an old lady driving a dirty old car with black paint on the left side view mirror please notify me.